Would You Stop Throwing That Bear

Look at the freakin' detail on this cup, man

24 Sep

Storytime

lady-swillmart:

Thoughtful Design
Doug Rattmann, Wheatley

(Summary) Wheatley apparently wants to take up a new hobby- crushing entire vehicles with a flex of his enormously powerful single arm. There’s one big huge glaring problem with this plan though, and he hopes Rattmann can correct it.

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Oh gooshhh. How adorable! I love the parallel between them and that Wheatley practically outsmarted someone. *snort*

And the little quickfire exchange. ‘Fifteen thousand’ ‘Space’ DJFKSKG that made me just awwwwww!

26 Aug pinalinet:


“Well- I-I mean, of course! Of course we can test. We just- weren’t sure if you’d be, ah, disappointed, that the tests were solved so quickly! We don’t want to make you look bad! Hah-“ 

wheatley no
stop
put the portal gun down

pinalinet:

“Well- I-I mean, of course! Of course we can test. We just- weren’t sure if you’d be, ah, disappointed, that the tests were solved so quickly! We don’t want to make you look bad! Hah-“ 

wheatley no

stop

put the portal gun down

23 Jul Siins drew a humanbot for my bday so I did one for hers too!! I think Wheatleys were how I first noticed her haha
Hope you like it U w U

Siins drew a humanbot for my bday so I did one for hers too!! I think Wheatleys were how I first noticed her haha

Hope you like it U w U

23 Jun rubitrightintomyeyes:

Wheatley and his hummingbird daemon Imri!  Expanding on this picture inspired by Waffleguppies’ short stories of a His Dark Materials/Portal crossover (which can be read here, here, here, and here).  Needed to practice animation, wanted to animate some expressions and lots of types of movement, so a Wheatley and a hummingbird it is.

Y’know it’s so weird for there to be fanart of daemons at ALL
Much less a wonderful animation
And when there is it’s WHEATLEY
Hummingbird oh gosh i wanna cry

rubitrightintomyeyes:

Wheatley and his hummingbird daemon Imri!  Expanding on this picture inspired by Waffleguppies’ short stories of a His Dark Materials/Portal crossover (which can be read here, here, here, and here).  Needed to practice animation, wanted to animate some expressions and lots of types of movement, so a Wheatley and a hummingbird it is.

Y’know it’s so weird for there to be fanart of daemons at ALL

Much less a wonderful animation

And when there is it’s WHEATLEY

Hummingbird oh gosh i wanna cry

21 Jun

bonkalore:

Teen!Wheatley example.

Honestly I went and did all the freakin’ quotes and they’re amazing but I was lazy and just took a certain bit of it… I’d like to end up posting more really. hehehe (I just altered the pitch a bit and it worked out quite nicely) Is it weird that my first thought was that he actually seems like a Peter Parker from Bristol or something?…

Just couldn’t get it out of my head! It could all just work so nicely even like this… lol That kid intern that always got himself into trouble for just being a moron. I bet he was just like,”Oh hey, I’ll go impress those b*tches and do science and sh*t cuz that’s smart, and b*tches love smart guys… and… science… and sh*t…” He’s pretty much like a young Steve honestly. How he thinks he’s totally cool and whatnot but really he’s just an utter loser. I still love you though Steve you tried. He’d end up just being a very angry teen once in charge. Oh God, the terror of a hormonal, gangly teen in charge of everything. God help us all.

But really I love the idea somehow… haha Can this just be a thing or something?… Can that happen?…

This is so adorable im going to actually die

10 Mar pinalinet:

I like the idea of GLaDOS being all menacing and revenge-seeking towards Wheatley for some reason… it just makes me want to draw it. So I did, but only after the idea spent a couple months knocking around in my head, ahaha. Androidy-humany versions as usual.. messed up a little in places but meh, enjoyed the process and that’s the important thing!
(drawing a character injured doesn’t make you a horrible person, right? right??)

Some of the most beautiful fanart for this game I’ve ever seen. This is boss.

pinalinet:

I like the idea of GLaDOS being all menacing and revenge-seeking towards Wheatley for some reason… it just makes me want to draw it. So I did, but only after the idea spent a couple months knocking around in my head, ahaha. Androidy-humany versions as usual.. messed up a little in places but meh, enjoyed the process and that’s the important thing!

(drawing a character injured doesn’t make you a horrible person, right? right??)

Some of the most beautiful fanart for this game I’ve ever seen. This is boss.

08 Feb

im assaulting the steam workshop to get my old mods back again and start fresh with this great integrated thing

and totally getting the space core and gonna sit him next to my bed when I finally get to Solitude

but I was thinking, it makes no sense for the space core to appear in skyrim technically unless it’s another planet in the same universe as earth which would be p cool

and then I was thinking, it would makes slightly more sense to have this as a mod for Fallout

but what if Fallout 4

what if Wheatley

29 Jan adorablyrotten:

conversationparade:

“Whoa - ho, ho! Would you look at this. Not too bad, eh? Giant robot.   Massive! It’s not just me, right? I’m bloody massive, aren’t I?”

Yes good

That’s it, video game fandom has just peaked, everyone has to leave
You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here

adorablyrotten:

conversationparade:

“Whoa - ho, ho! Would you look at this. Not too bad, eh? Giant robot. Massive! It’s not just me, right? I’m bloody massive, aren’t I?”

Yes good

That’s it, video game fandom has just peaked, everyone has to leave

You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here

19 Jan thesanityclause:

Wheatley’s swagger.Nod to NQN for letting me use her Wheatley design for storyboards, which spawned this. c:He’s super astute. There is no conundrum that his core cannot compute.

nrfnfrnfng

thesanityclause:

Wheatley’s swagger.

Nod to NQN for letting me use her Wheatley design for storyboards, which spawned this. c:

He’s super astute. There is no conundrum that his core cannot compute.

nrfnfrnfng

18 Jan

thesanityclause:

Whoops I lied.

he’s floating there like a derp and then the difference between that and the haughty standing pose is so POWERFUL OH SHIT

18 Jan

thesanityclause:

Okay I wash my hands of this for now. I don’t have the program necessary to make it an animatic (The school lab has it but I’m reluctant to have to explain myself if anyone asks what these boards are for)

Anyway. Not the best, but not too bad.

really really really good

24 Dec adorablyrotten:

zibby-d:

rubitinmyeyes:

the-unsigned:

reverse-mermaid:

pinalinet:

Wheatley… just… just no. No, Wheatley, what are you doing.
ps. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY GUYS YAAYpps. Merry Christmas everyone! I love you all, you wonderful people. :D

*casually reblogs for the sex eyebrows*

Dat eyebrow waggle and dat glare of death <3

Wheatley is about to get hurt.

Magnificent.

Happy Birthday to you, fellow Christmas-Birthday person!
Wheeeeeeats XD

CHRISTMAS POOSTS

adorablyrotten:

zibby-d:

rubitinmyeyes:

the-unsigned:

reverse-mermaid:

pinalinet:

Wheatley… just… just no. No, Wheatley, what are you doing.

ps. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY GUYS YAAY
pps. Merry Christmas everyone! I love you all, you wonderful people. :D

*casually reblogs for the sex eyebrows*

Dat eyebrow waggle and dat glare of death <3

Wheatley is about to get hurt.

Magnificent.

Happy Birthday to you, fellow Christmas-Birthday person!

Wheeeeeeats XD

CHRISTMAS POOSTS

18 Dec

kiana-m:

Wheatley probably thinks Karl PilkingtonCore is pretty smart.

jesus

also Core Pilkington, surely

16 Dec

kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:

this-is-amnesia:

spacestepmom:

memoryblocks:

Wheatley’s potential acceptance speech for the VGA’s character of the year award.

SCREAM

That was sad

he got excited and then…

my baby ;A;

OH GOD WHEATLEY BABY…

OH VALVE….

11 Dec

paperseverywhere:

So a few hours ago, I downloaded a Wheatley voice acting pack and listened to it for about 3 hours straight. I don’t know lol, I haven’t even finished playing the game yet (still stuck in Chapter 7) and I’m already jumping on the “animate human!Wheatley saying something” bandwagon. I picked this particular voice clip at random.

Inspired by not-quite-normal and baysalt—two fantastic artists.

It’s still very rough, and I’m no good at pantomime or dialogue, so this is great practice. With that said, this is probably going to take me a few weeks to clean up.

This is so much fun I can’t even— :D

ugh yes yes yes yes yes