Not bad, considering I haven’t played in months!
The best song the TF2 fandom ever made. And better than the original.
silly medic, you’re not supposed to ACTUALLY saw the scout in half
What a Nuisance…
Back in the day, we used to play a game called 3 Word Story. The idea is that everyone tells says three words, and then the person after them builds off of their three words with their own and so on and so on.
This one was made with Granny, Chronoteeth, Floozy, myself and some other people, but I forget who.
I just found this again and I am SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER SDFJKHSGKg
Finally the Spy version
FINALLY
the snort
i literally screamed like i’ve never screamed before
illustrioushegemony replied to your post: how do u rp scout
itchy but with bonk instead of coffee, I’ve found. Also a lot brattier. If that’s possible???? IdkKLSDNGKLD GOD HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
pyreo replied to your post: how do u rp scout
Be an asshole and type the accent phonetically. Source: I did it for like 2 yearsGIMME EXAMPLES i want to leech off of others
ok ok I like TRIED to find some examples and I got a couple but it was all pretty shippy stuff. And I wasn’t all that good back then either arrggghh. Dammit.
But I did find this hahahaha
And this, oh man that was a good fic
But okay, for Scout you just… you’re as abrasive as possible because you’re trying really really hard to fit into a bunch of big meaty guys and you know you’re the smallest, so you try like hell to seem like the biggest asshole because that’s “manly”. You’re a little insecure about your economic background and your mother is your berserk button, but that hardly ever comes up because you’re too busy acting like you’re perfect and ignoring your problems.
You think you carry the team most days and that’s only because you’re the one who caps everything - just because you’re the fastest and you’ve not noticed all the help everyone else gave you to give you a clear shot. You will blame everything else before yourself and insult anyone who makes less than positive comments about your or your family.
You dislike Medic, Sniper and Spy because their playstyles are beneath you. You probably like Soldier and Heavy for being badass and look up to them in a way, though you’d never tell them that.
Whatever comes out of your mouth, try and make yourself sound as great as possible. You try as hard as you can at every single thing but will jump through every hoop to make it SEEM effortless to others, you’re overeager to prove yourself in every respect, and just about everything you do it overcompansatory. In your more at ease moments you are actually amiable, friendly though brash, and not actually grim or sadistic, though you always put yourself first. At your most adrenaline-fueled you are a superhero in your own mind and you’ll show off as much as you’re able. You thrive on attention, which comes of growing up the youngest of a massive brood. Even though you’re standoffish, you do it all for the recognition and praise from others, and you resent when they refuse to give it to you. You’re trying to cover up how childlike you are but you constantly fail at that. You prioritise fun above all else, even on the battlefield. It’s like a playground, you just wanna score the most points.
Slip in every possible metaphor for baseball you possibly can, and remember he basically shoots his mouth off and doesn’t know any better.
(Source: needadispenserhere)
just in case anyone wondered if I still love this asshole
i do
and that text is really a pretty accurate description of how you actually play Scout
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click!
us when payload offence, except most of us just jump in the hole as a victory ritual??? suicide is our victory ritual :I
This is so cute, Heavy and Medic are adorable with their victory poses!
Congrats Scout you are a winner
This is just… beautiful? It’s like seeing the characters actually respond with all that glee we have when we finally DO IT. YESSSS. (Also yeah GO SCOUT!)
it was hard to explain to my mom why i needed her to describe computer men
The Boston Boom-Bringer is a Miscellaneous item for the Scout. It is a boombox, with team coloured speakers, handle, and buttons, strapped to his messenger bag. A hidden attribute makes this item play music during any taunt the player performs.
There are four unique audio clips, each with a chance to play upon activation of a taunt; the first, second, third and fourth.
The Boston Boom-Bringer was contributed to the game via the Steam Workshop, under the name ‘The B.E.A.T.’.
I MUST HAVE IT
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Here’s a chat where Mantonio and I started talking about robot psychology and ended up talking about TF2 characterisation
