skipperinspector replied to your post: sometimes I forget how much of a smooth operator…
but then he ends up being the biggest manchild and fucks everything up being left with regret and a constant reminder of the awful thing he did *u*
I don’t even know which turns me on more
[02:19:45] Pyreo: imagine if you unzipped the onceler’s pants
[02:19:50] Pyreo: and his boner had a top hat on
[02:19:53] Pyreo: really tall like his
[02:19:55] triple: omfg
[02:20:06] Pyreo: and a cockring like a bowtie
[02:20:11] Pyreo: to help him last a bit longer
[02:21:20] triple: oh my gdo
thank you based pyreo
from a survey where the participants were asked to name colors
velociraptor cloaca
gosh, that’s blue
I NEED TO WORK ON THE END OF MY ROBOT FANFIC
BUT I JUST CAN’T SEEM TO
NOT WHILE I STILL CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER I WANT TO PUNCH ONCELER IN THE FACE OR CUDDLE HIM FOREVER
i need the dvd i need the dvd
i need the dvd
i need the ability to enjoy the content without having to resort to living vicariously through the sadistic hellhole that is the Fandom
ask-the-72-onceler liked your post: 12, oh 12, where would we be Without you to…
WOW what no stop there’s nothing worthy of you here
- bill nye the siins guy: i tried to read through all of them
- bill nye the siins guy: like at least read the names
- bill nye the siins guy: but i got til ask jizzler and i was like 8DDD
- bill nye the siins guy: 8D
- bill nye the siins guy: and then i just skimmed
- Beanie: that one
- Beanie: yeah
- Beanie: IT'S NOT EVEN CALLED JIZZLER
- Beanie: BUT THAT MADE ME LAUGH
- bill nye the siins guy: OHWAS it jizzy?
- Beanie: WHY IS IT /NOT/ CALLED THAT
- bill nye the siins guy: IT WAS ONCELERS JIZZ? and peoeple asked where it has been
- Beanie: IT'S LIKE IDK
- bill nye the siins guy: or where is it now
- Beanie: SNOOP DOG'S ONCELER ASKBLOG
- bill nye the siins guy: and i was like
- bill nye the siins guy: WHAT
- Beanie: ONCEJIZZLE
- bill nye the siins guy: OMHG
- bill nye the siins guy: idk why
- bill nye the siins guy: is it making me laugh so hard wow
- bill nye the siins guy: i am
- bill nye the siins guy: hysterical
- Beanie: Unlizzle someone like you cares a whole awful lizzle
- Beanie: Nothing is going to get better
- Beanie: it's nizzle
- bill nye the siins guy: MGDSFhdsh
#I can’t make babies #I am not a baby maker #But this is better! #And he can keep my other calculator I made company! #…where did I put it? #Oh well!
Yes Man you are the worst dad
“Anastasia, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not.
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He sighs. “My submissives cook, Anastasia.”
“Oh, of course.” I flush.
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I flush, turning to gape at Christian. What is he trying to tell me?
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“I thought I was the only person you know intimately.” He arches a brow.
I flush. “Yes, that too.”
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I checked out about five pages of 50 Shades and found this
On a scale of 1 to 10 this is pretty anime
It’s funnier if you imagine she’s just flushing a toilet every time he speaks to her
