15 May
- Pyreo: I feel like ive opened a can of worms
- triple: ^everyone, upon beginning to watch a nic cage movie
- Pyreo: shIT
- triple: ^everyone, after watching a nic cage movie
- Pyreo: I can't stop laughing
- triple: ^other actors, when attempting to film a scene with nic cage
10 May
Mister Once-ler: I bet I could kick your rear in Pokemon.
Pyreo: Ahahahaha.
Pyreo: No.
Mister Once-ler: : l
Mister Once-ler: Yeah huh.
Pyreo: Nuh-uh.
Pyreo: I’m pro.
Mister Once-ler: So am I.
Pyreo: You can’t even say ‘ass’, much less kick one.
Mister Once-ler: I bet you my hat I can beat you.
Pyreo: What do I bet?
Mister Once-ler: What /do/ you bet?
Pyreo: I’ll buy a thneed if you win.
Mister Once-ler: Fair enough.
28 Apr
- triple: i nearly dropped the gin bottle and had to press the ipad up to my boobs to stop it falling instead u just got motorboated friend
- Pyreo: hooraaay
27 Apr
- Pyreo: poptart can be a verb if i want
- triple: i can verb if i want to
- triple: i can verb my nouns behind
- Pyreo: fuck the fuck up
- Pyreo: right now
27 Apr
- Mister Once-ler: Knitting is just a hobby,,
- Pyreo: Uh-huh.
- Pyreo: What if you sat on somebody's lap while you held the needles
- Pyreo: And they reached around and guided your hands into the right motions
- Mister Once-ler: i
- Mister Once-ler: -shrinks-
- Mister Once-ler: Huff.
- Pyreo: Edges of their fingers just brushing against yours, and you try not to shake, but they're keeping you steady anyway.
- Pyreo: Their arms tightening around you when you draw in to make the loop.
- Mister Once-ler: You're making it sound like a lot more than it really is,,
- Pyreo: And then their hands lift, leaving yours lighter, so you can continue alone with the training wheels off.
- Pyreo: But their hands instead settle on your chest, and drift down while they settle their head on your shoulder.
- Pyreo: The sound of a zipper undone between the needle clicks.
- Pyreo: Your challenge is to not drop a single stitch.
- Mister Once-ler: ,,
- Mister Once-ler: -buries his face in his knitting-
26 Apr
- triple: thats cute im glad people care about bees so much
- Pyreo: Do you feel like doing bee surgery
- triple: but i mean they still have mites
- triple: no i threw it out of the window
- triple: it was just one bee and i dot know where the hive is
- Pyreo: It was only one bee
- Pyreo: I am doing no harm
- triple: fffffffff
- Pyreo: i am the thorax i speak for the bees
- triple: fgDSK
- triple: bees i can deal with, mites i can not
- triple: it's the size of the thing that matters a jot
- triple: one big cute bee is an adorable sight
- triple: but the thing i cant do is get close to a mite
26 Apr
- triple: BEE
- triple: BeE
- triple: THERES A HUGE BUMBLEBEE ON THE WINDOW
- triple: ITS SO CUTE
- triple: SPRING!!!!
- triple: holy fucking shit its the size of a milk lid
17 Apr
- CHARBMANDER: if it isn't sexy you can't do it
- CHARBMANDER: sentient clouds aren't sexy
- Pyreo: Hexxus
- CHARBMANDER: SHIT
17 Apr
- triple: its scary too if youre a wuss
- triple: which i am
- Pyreo: I get scared by Jonathan Creek man
- triple: i thought that was a wine
- Pyreo: That's Jacob's Creek
- Pyreo: get it together trip
- triple: o
16 Apr
- Triple: our house is like... lukewarm warm for some reason this is nice
- Triple: pretend i didnt write warm twice its not that warm
04 Apr
- Me at work: Please save me from this piss hell
- Triple: feeds u grapes
- Me: That isn't really helping
- Triple: shhh. shh feeds u more grapes
- Me: Mphpg mrrgh mmmf mp mphdicksmmmhphf
- Triple: shhhhh eat the grapes friend
03 Apr
- Triple: Here are your orders.
- Triple: You have dinner.
- Triple: You read 'Oh, The Places You'll Go'
- Triple: Then you GO
- Triple: THE FUCK
- Triple: TO SLEEP
01 Apr
- Pyreo: Ted's mom making old onceler shape up and almost beeing a good surrogate mom for him even if the ages are reversed
- Pyreo: *BEING
- Pyreo: FUCK?!??
- triple: omg
- triple: bee,,
- Pyreo: BO
- Pyreo: NO
- triple: BO
- triple: BE
- triple: BEE
- triple: wake up america
- Pyreo: oh god it hurts
- Pyreo: please stop
- triple: bees stop
- Pyreo: ambee
- triple: pybeeo
- triple: hollbee
- Pyreo: i'm going to cry
- triple: i'm gobeeng to cry
- Pyreo: THAT DOEJHSNGINEVEN
- triple: bee
31 Mar
- Pyreo: Momler x Saruman otp
- triple: oh mygod
- Pyreo: EVery single fucking tree will die
- Pyreo: and some of them will come for revenge
- Pyreo: Imagine the battle of isengard with axe hackers
- triple: jsUES CHIRst
- triple: "FOR THNEEEEEDS"
