unless someone like you gives an actual fuck, nothing it’s going to get better. it’s not.
unless someone like you gives an actual fuck, we’re pretty much all gonna be shit outta luck
I’ve noticed a lot of Once-lerxSelf fanfictions out here, and they’ve all got one thing in common: they’re all romantic. I have no problem with that, but in my opinion, Oncie doesn’t need a girlfriend, he just needs a friend or parental figure or someone to care about him. So I wrote a Once-lerxSelf fanfic for you guys who don’t want a romantic relationship and just want to comfort him and make him feel better. <3
Oh yes, and we’re also assuming you two have known each other for a while.
And another thing: I originally wrote you as a girl, but I tried to make it as both-gender-compatible as possible.
Sorry if it’s cheesy. :I
Sometimes I just need to read this again
It’s early enough in the morning that it doesn’t matter if you’re on +8, +5 or +0 time, I seriously have no idea if anyone on my skype list is staying up late or already awake
Commission for Pyreo !
Dragons and dragons and dragons!!
this one was fun \(u w u)/
LOOK IT’S PERFECT
I’m so glad I went to you, the style works so great for these intentionally scruffy characters and you brought out everything I was aiming for but couldn’t do by myself!
I know we’re all obsessed with the Onceler’s butt and stuff but he doesn’t even have a butt I mean
Look at that there’s fucking space in his pants because of how flat his ass is why are we obsessed with his butt he doesn’t even have one
But then he does stuff like this
and he sticks it out a lot and shakes his hips all the time
And the way he arches his back and sticks his butt out all the time reminds me of how some girls take selfies to make their butts look bigger and all I can think of is Onceler taking a bunch of selfies and they all look like
And his facebook would be nothing but pictures of himself in the mirror. Onceler taking selfies is my headcanon and you can’t stop me
I just had a dream about a new Horton movie.
In which Horton accidentally destroyed a whole city that thousands of animals lived in by falling all over it. Also a zebra caught fire and died.
There was a chase sequence as he tried to get away from the animal police trying to take him in for punishment.
Also Elsie was there.
She was his lawyer.
Beautifully serene digital art by Romain Trystram
Yes, I appreciate this post a ton. Romain Trystram is so freaking talented and one of my top inspirations for scenery work. Réflexions Faites [x] [x] [x] is probably one of my favorite series he has done, or any of the urban environment series stuff like Sleepless. I just love how graphic it all looks, and the colors are astounding. If I were to draw his power and skill and put it into a comic, I could potentially rule the world.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever written any masturbating onceler stuff?
How does Onceler actually have a working fridge