Your only recourse is to be a youtuber/twitch streamer, then once you get enough views playing minecraft mods with hardcore on, just start making shout outs to MP constantly.
I’ll make an “EPIC NEON MARKIPLIER LEVEL” in Happy Wheels for his next compilation
There’s a suspiciously low amount of danger and to reach the winner’s platform he has to walk down an aisle with flowers as the words ‘MARRY ME’ come into view
It’s actually really annoying that Mark has embedded himself in my subconscious enough that I think I’ve dreamed about him more than any other single subject and still of course he has no idea who I am :v
UGH i have to go to bed RIGHT NOW and suddenly there’s vids of markiplier DOING 20/20/20/20??? ARE YOU SERIOUS
I thought he was done and DONE after day 6 it seemed pretty hard holy shit i wanna find out if he really managed it like it’s been only a DAY since the actual world first or something
omg i just. jeez. if he did he’s not allowed to say he’s ‘terrible at video games’ any more ok wtf
I told myself “i’ll just finish this dumb neopets puzzle and then I’ll go wash my hair and get on with the rest of my day”
it’s nearly 8pm
I don’t get to talk about cloud atlas enoouughhh
like how they replaced a plot-relevant straight relationship in the book with a gay one in the movie just to save time and tighten up the number of characters
I have a proper sideblog now for serious crap/politics/feminism/stuff that isn’t happy or fandoms.
Y’ALL PRAY FOR DRAKE PLEASE IT LOOK LKE HIS SOUL CHASED NICKI’S ASS AND LEFT HIS BODY TO ROT
who the fuck is drake and why does he have such low self-esteem
please submit nominees for Best Bisexual Character
holds up robert frobisher
why do people think ‘pranks’ exist in some kind of pocket dimension where it doesn’t affect the real world and it doesn’t impact on the lives of real people just trying to go about their day
"eragon is one of the worst films ever"
"it doesn’t do the book justice"
The seven deadly sins of onceler askblogs
okay im not even going to hide this i just thought of this and decided to do lazy half-assed drawings. I am so sorry.
I gave up at pride as you can tell due to the fact that cheap now looks like a badly drawn elton john.