tbh the plot of 50 Shades would be perfectly servicable. If it was better written, and not about an abusive asshole, and with a protagonist who wasn’t shit stupid.
The core of the story is TRYING to be about a young, idealistic virginal girl looking for love with no concept of sexuality, and a jaded rich businessman with no concept of love looking for extreme sex, and the way they attempt to make a relationship work despite being total opposites who want entirely different things, simply because they’re super attracted.
I mean that would make a decent story if it was just separated from the actual literal emotional abuse and awful writing.
rhyming is so bizarre if you think about it. Let’s end every sentence with words that sound the same in a repeating pattern. This serves no purpose and is needlessly contrived but it sounds more authoritative now
for my head on a silver plate
just a puppet on a lonely string
oh, who would ever want to be king?
This is my FR blog now guys, most posts about it will be moved over there
we’re bloody and naked and there’s a sacred urn right over there but sure we can talk about how I’m spending too much time with zevran
I’ve been working on this on and off for some time and I’m finally gonna call it finished woo
i spent almost all of my money on these two dragons
They may not look that great individually, but put their IDs in the progeny calculator and check out what I can look forward to
Anonymous said: Hello, oh great Mordremoth, best Elder Dragon I've ever laid eyes on! We sylvari have never met our father. Is it you? Are you our dad?
WTF PALE TREE STOP SENDING YOUR KIDS HERE
Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.
Arkadea’s 2-year appearance progression.
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis