Would You Stop Throwing That Bear

Look at the freakin' detail on this cup, man

28 Jul tramampoline:

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

oh my god

tramampoline:

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

oh my god

28 Jul

tbh the plot of 50 Shades would be perfectly servicable. If it was better written, and not about an abusive asshole, and with a protagonist who wasn’t shit stupid.

The core of the story is TRYING to be about a young, idealistic virginal girl looking for love with no concept of sexuality, and a jaded rich businessman with no concept of love looking for extreme sex, and the way they attempt to make a relationship work despite being total opposites who want entirely different things, simply because they’re super attracted.

I mean that would make a decent story if it was just separated from the actual literal emotional abuse and awful writing.

27 Jul

rhyming is so bizarre if you think about it. Let’s end every sentence with words that sound the same in a repeating pattern. This serves no purpose and is needlessly contrived but it sounds more authoritative now

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27 Jul 
revolutionaries waitfor my head on a silver platejust a puppet on a lonely stringoh, who would ever want to be king?

revolutionaries wait
for my head on a silver plate
just a puppet on a lonely string
oh, who would ever want to be king?

27 Jul

pyreo-fr:

For Sale:

storm ripple/sunshine shimmer/white gembond female pearlcatcher

blue ripple/brown shimmer/ice gembond female pearlcatcher

splash iri/azure eye spot male tundra

white clown/stone seraph male imperial

This is my FR blog now guys, most posts about it will be moved over there

26 Jul

we’re bloody and naked and there’s a sacred urn right over there but sure we can talk about how I’m spending too much time with zevran

26 Jul

norisus:

I’ve been working on this on and off for some time and I’m finally gonna call it finished woo

26 Jul

i spent almost all of my money on these two dragons

http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=4803602
http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=5115377

They may not look that great individually, but put their IDs in the progeny calculator and check out what I can look forward to

26 Jul

Anonymous said: Hello, oh great Mordremoth, best Elder Dragon I've ever laid eyes on! We sylvari have never met our father. Is it you? Are you our dad?

mordremoth:

WTF PALE TREE STOP SENDING YOUR KIDS HERE

26 Jul

truffulajam:

groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

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26 Jul

Arkadea’s 2-year appearance progression.

26 Jul

(Source: detector)

26 Jul
26 Jul

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

26 Jul cosplayfanatics:

Star Crossed Lovers by CosplayInABox

cosplayfanatics:

Star Crossed Lovers by CosplayInABox