stop mAKING THOSe fuCIng NOises NO THATs NOT FAIR UUGHGHGHHH
"What a nice morning for exercising!" said Sportacus. He bounced out of bed and went by his daily routine of stretching and eating fruit. Suddenly he heard an unfamiliar voice. "Who’s there? And what are you doing in my airship!" He shouted at the stranger.
im here to suck your dick
Sportacus was surprised and a little shocked but he realized Robbie had given him an offer he simply couldnt back away from.
I do wanna go see the Lego Movie because it sounds like my kinda thing but I’m afraid I might like one of the characters too much.
HM 05, Defog, is only learned by pokemon with wings capable of producing large gusts of air….
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
if you take the ‘I’m not like other girls’ thing with liking nerdy stuff and not going to parties and thinking you’re great because you don’t have mainstream hobbies and flip the gender you get bbc sherlock
- Pyreo: I'm honestly super unawares about anything to do with anal really
- Pyreo: I feel like stuff's not really supposed to go in theeeere so... I thought it'd hurt or suffer permenent effects
- Paft: the butt can handle a lot without changing permanently
- Pyreo: Oh good!
- Pyreo: Good job butt
- Paft: just like the vageen, really
- Paft: they both stretch and go back to the original state if they're not purposely hurt or messed with
- Pyreo: <says the person who wrote securitron fingering>
- Paft: HEY
- Pyreo: I mean me
- Paft: DON'T YOU
- Paft: we both have
- Pyreo: yeah
i hate small talk
tell me about how you jerk it to bee movie or how many bees u can shove up ur ass. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
is this about me
the picture is unrelated
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THESE OPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! charon’s unblinking brownie batter face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: Do you think it would be cool if the next Fallout took place in China? or maybe not the next Fallout game but one in the future? Or not interested?
Half the fun of Fallout is the extrapolation of vintage American attitudes. This includes their pants-wetting phobia of communism and general hatred of the Chinese (some of which was fair enough, they did invade America, but a lot is obviously comedic based on racist attitudes and stereotypes that emerge during war, as well as government-directed misinformation.
The point of the game is to see things from the point of view of an alternate universe America, one where the attitudes still preserved on display led to the downfall that decimated the country and allowed their preservation in the first place. The lure of the game, at least for me, is simultaneously seeing the kind of ugly, self-serving face of human nature alongside the ultimate result of that attitude - destruction.
There’s no point in seeing what was or is ACTUALLY happening in China. It’s not about China or Russia or anyone else, it’s about how America failed to handle the situation, so I don’t think locating a game there would have much or anything in common enough with the main Fallout series to justify its existence. I mean, maybe if you had some super good reason, then it could be a spin-off or something. But the complete and utter change of aesthetic, visual and cultural, and the need for sensitivity and historical accuracy to some extent… I don’t think anyone would see it as a worthwhile endeavor.
imagine WW2 style propaganda posters but with those Japanese emoticons that people use here to convey their shitty opinions
friendly reminder!!! ヽ(;^o^ヽ)
when you ride aLONE!! ヽ(;^o^ヽ)
Y ou ride with hitler!!!!! （°o°；）
Woke up to a weird noise outside
My thoughts were “….Meditite..?” followed by “No……. woodpecker”